1866-1951, American Writer, Humorist
Ah, yes, I wrote the ''Purple Cow'' — I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it.
Burgess (Frank) Gelett – [Quotations]


Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
Burgess (Frank) Gelett – [Friends and Friendship]


Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful.
Burgess (Frank) Gelett – [Smile]


To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
Burgess (Frank) Gelett – [Sense of Humor]